‘Tis the season…for your cats to go crazy trying to destroy your Christmas cheer! It’s a tradition as old as the ole Tannenbaum for feisty felines across the globe. They simply can’t let the tinsel, lights, and ornaments get away with existing in the same space as them for even just a few weeks.
You can try to keep your fluffy Grinches at bay, but it never lasts for long. They always find a way to unleash their vengeance.
1. “I will absorb all its powers and then CRUSH IT.”
2. No picture has ever screamed “bah humbug” more.
3. He will conquer his foe if it’s the last thing he does.
4. “Me? Destroy the tree? I would never!”
5. “I will make you suffer for this.”
6. The look when he realized he was stuck.
7. “I BOTH LOVE AND HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.”
8. “This is the woooorst.” “We are so giving them ‘lumps of coal’ in their shoes tonight.”
9. It’s all about the angles.
10. “Santa can shove it.”
11. “We must make sure nothing survives!!”
12. “…you never saw me, got it?”
13. “Good thing I don’t care about being on the ‘nice’ list.”
14. “There, happy? Now get this crap out of my sight.”
15. “Ahem, I don’t see my name on any of these.”
16. “This is embarrassing. For you.”
17. “Tell me your evil secrets…”
18. “Really? This again? Didn’t we just do this last year?”
19. “I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
20. “Seriously, you’ve taken 20 photos already!”
21. “Welp, this is what I get for laughing at the dog last year.”
22. Activating his “Santa Claws” in 3…2…
23. “You call that a tree? Pft.”
24. Actively not making eye contact with the creepy Santa behind him.
25. “Ugh, you don’t even taste good.”
Good luck with your good tidings this year, fellow cat owners. You’re gonna need it.