What This Woman Live-Tweeted On Her Delayed Flight Is The Stuff Of Legend

If there’s one thing that we all love to hate about Twitter, it’s the act of live-tweeting. Whether you’re like me and you live-tweet every single political event under the sun, or you’re more interested in posting Beyonce’s every move, there’s something satisfying about adding your voice to the mix. Social media is, after all, truly about inserting yourself into situations that don’t involve you in the slightest, am I right?

But not all live-tweet sessions are created equal. Some timeline spam is a cut above the rest — something of which Twitter user Kelly Keegs is well aware. While sitting on a delayed flight one day, her experience went from “I hate my life. Where’s my wine?” to “Please let this go on forever” in a matter of minutes.

That’s because she got a front-row seat to a painfully dramatic on-board breakup. According to Keegs, Mr. Right saw a window of opportunity to break up with his very own Mrs. Wrong. Here’s how it went down:

Not-so-nice language ahead, folks.

JUST LET HER BE GREAT.

Ms. Keegs, as all good live-tweeters do, felt some type of way about the ordeal.

“I’m just ruining your life in full public view! Calm DOWN.”

They did squeeze a moment of zen in there.

Did he not think of this before he decided to, I don’t know, dump her on a packed flight? Nah.

Scandals abound!

And just when you thought that this could not possibly get any less appropriate…

Drink it down, boo.

(via The New York Post)

Social media is a gift from above and any other opinions are invalid. I mean, if Twitter didn’t happen to be a thing, you wouldn’t have been graced with this made-for-TV moment. I extend my sincerest gratitude to Kelly Keegs for slaying the live-tweet game. We should all feel #blessed for getting a glimpse into this unique brand of madness.