Watch This Mailman Get Chased By Something That’s Definitely Not A Dog

It’s a commonly held belief that mail carriers and dogs do not get along. Dogs are notoriously territorial, so it only makes sense that they get upset when someone steps onto their property…but that doesn’t make it any less terrifying for the people who deliver our mail.

But what one guy in Falmouth, Massachusetts, has to deal with is pretty ridiculous.

I can totally see how that would get annoying, but it’s also insanely hilarious. Turkeys? Are you kidding me? That’s absurdity at its finest. Let’s just hope that this mailman doesn’t decide to take matters into his own hands around Thanksgiving next year.