Fear of not being able to have an adorable wedding hashtag is real, and the sum of those fears is here. I present: college student Steven Kleinschmidt.
I wanna apologize now to my future wife https://t.co/Qbq7B4BjaN
— Steven Kleinschmidt (@StevenMK30) July 29, 2017
Kleinschmidt joins me and many other cursed souls in having a last name that doesn’t exactly conjure romance.
smh join the club
— David Swartzentruber (@_daveswartz_) July 30, 2017
But other Twitter users started thinking up some actually ingenious hashtags.
#CommitToKleinschmidt ur welcome
— Kennedy Kolb (@kennedyklaire) July 30, 2017
Including lots of “smitten” puns, which Kleinschmidt told BuzzFeed were his favorite. “Everything else was clever but nothing you’d ever really use for a wedding hashtag,” he said.
Kleinshmidt-ten with you….get it? Smitten? Ha ha I’m funny
— Madison Phillips (@madi_elysee) July 29, 2017
What, Steven, you don’t think these would make good wedding hashtags?
Kleinschmidt change is real icebergs are melting at alarming rates
— Shleb (@ShelbyAnnD) July 30, 2017
“love is patient, love is Kleinschmidt”#loveiskleinschmidt
— Noah Cook (@ncookdrum) July 30, 2017
[h/t BuzzFeed]