Cancel The Apocalypse! Robots Are Evidently Petty And Hate Each Other

For years, we here at ViralNova have been charting the inevitable robot takeover of our planet, but it seems that we may have overlooked one setback to the robo-pocalypse — the fact that robots hate each other.

Things get a little contentious when Cornell Creative Machines Lab hook Cleverbot up to itself and have two A.I. personalities attempt to make conversation. Watch as the initial small talk gives way to weird philosophizing over the meaning of “not everything,” and be sure not to miss out on one robot claiming to be a unicorn.

As creepy as it is to hear robots argue over the existence of God, if “meanie” is the best insult they can come up with, they have a long way to go before becoming masters of the universe.